I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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