Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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