everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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