It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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