Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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