discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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