But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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