idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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