Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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