Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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