I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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