i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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