Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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