i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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