you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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