found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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