google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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