sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
