HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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