trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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