Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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