Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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