In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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