no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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