I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
