Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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