"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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