Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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