Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Randomize
