I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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