I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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