Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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