So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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