He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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