her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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