i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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