Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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