I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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