god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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