Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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