rhymes with "ouble enetration"
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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