Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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