I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Drake has all the answers
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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