Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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