my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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