Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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