Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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