lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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