College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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