Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the day after is always just damage control
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
pop tarts are not kleenex
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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