Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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